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06
Apr
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
07
Mar
So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessi/e’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play.
I didn’t.
Justin Timberlake/Ciara (Season 34, Episode 21)
(Source: appypollylogies)
i-donteven-know-i-justlike-bands:
why does everything have to be related to a fandom
I was fucking waiting for you to show up
(Source: tajellybeeenz)
“what nigga I can beat yo ass do u even lift”
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
i could have shit out a better fake story than this
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
wait I just got the joke
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to her. Oh my god
this is tragic.
(Source: w-bunny)
I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this
This is the best accident ever.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.
*o*
my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”
i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection
this is perfect
It’s back on my dash. I am still in love with this.
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